My Perfect Nose-for Shelley

[reblogged from 38 Caliber Reviews]


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A single fanpoodle commented

upon my one star review.


He was offended by my snarky prose;

he offended me too

with the words he chose.


He was a fan or family of

the hack whose book I chose

a sad creature who could not spell

and grew hair between his toes.


Why is it I never get

one perfect Johnny Depp,

do you suppose?


No, it's always some sad troo

who makes me snort milk

out of my perfect nose.