Love & Misadventure

Love & Misadventure - Lang Leav Apologies to Emily.




A single fanpoodle commented

upon my one star review.



He was offended by my snarky prose;

he offended me too

with the words he chose.



He was a fan or family of

the hack whose book I chose

a sad creature who could not spell

and grew hair between his toes.



Why is it I never get

one perfect Johnny Depp,

do you suppose?



No, it's always some sad troo

who makes me snort milk

out of my perfect nose.