Oh, What the Hell, A Little More On the Vardin Village Idiot

 

 

It's obvious to all consumers, uh-huh. Sure. Right. So I guess this means if you can't control your family your only action is to call up a complete stranger and try to control them? How did that work for you exactly?

 

Maggie can't decide on one story and flops around between versions like a landed carp.

 

Ah, Maggie, still stripping on street corners for quarters.

 

Now here's two Maggie facts to ponder:

 

Maggie claims to write exceptional screenplays

 

and

 

Maggie claims to be an award winning writer.

 

Anybody stumbled across a Spence screenplay or the award she won?

 

Ah, Maggie, still stripping on street corners for quarters.

 

 

Thanks to J, he knows what for.