Abandon all hope of plot, all ye who read this book

1:13 am 14 October 2014
Jason (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter) - Laurell K. Hamilton

Have you read the description? 304 pages of talking about their sex lives? And make no mistake, if they stop talking and start sexing it will be the most boring sex ever with repetitious screaming and scratching and talking, talking, talking, even during sex Hamilton keeps her cardboard characters talking.

304 pages of- talking, good freaking Lord.

no no no purple prose who reads this shit